I had the most weirdest dream last night. I can't even begin on how retarded I felt when I woke up this morning. Then I started to laugh because it was so moronic of me to feel stupid about it. I'm just go straight to where I remember most of it.

The setting was common and odd choice; a school (pehaps high school since I remember seeing lockers everywhere) but the design of the building was mall-esque. Somehow and in some weird way all I was wearing was a t-shirt and had absolutely no pants(not even underwear). I kept on trying to cover myself up with shirt but couldn't since is was tad bit small, yet no one seemed to notice part of myself peeking out.

The only person that new of my predicament was a female co-worker (whose birthday is oddly right behind of mine) who was leading me towards somewhere that hopefully contained a pair of pants. At some point in my journey, I walked by a secretary behind a desk who said, "I hope that your wearing something underneath that shirt." Naturally, I lied saying that I did.

Later on I descended a flight of stairs that made an abrupt turn at a platform like step (like in the mall). In the middle of the main area I was in was the President of the school's (or Vice pres.) secretary and well as the main man behind her making some kind of speech to every one around him. I remember having a little chit-chat with the pres himself. Not sure what he said to me but I'm pretty sure it had to do with me being newd and that I will suffer consequences if I exposed myself.

As I was about to descend the second portion of stairs, I saw my co-worker already at the bottom telling be to hurry up. I pulled my shirt further down to cover myself, took my first step, then fell backwards, exposing myself completely while falling. When this occurred, I'm not sure if I lost my balance or someone pulled my shirt causing me to lose balance but if someone did, I didn't see who done it cause they had vanished.

After that happened, the President (or Vice pres.) started blurting out loud in courtroom fashion of what just happened. I was fuming and told him to not exclaim what happened in a room full of people, especially since I was still not wearing any pants. He used big words describing the scenario and I told him that I have no idea what he's talking about after using such words. (one of the words he used was salation or solation; don't bother looking it up; they don't exist in the dictionary) Apparently, my co-worker is and accomplice of my flashing but she was too busy laughing at me to have noticed that she was in trouble too. If I remember correctly, the prez said, "Since I see that girl giggling down there, I assume she had a hand in this indecency." or along those lines. I definitely remember hearing the word "giggling" coming out of his mouth and me thinking she was no help at all. After all that, I woke up.

I have not idea what the hell this dream means; nor do I think it has any significance in my life only that of having to start laughing when I wake up in the morning which isn't bad at all.

So does anyone have any idea what this dream could mean or anyone have a dream somewhat similar to this one? Come on, anyone?